It appeared that in the Internet age, pianos, like physical books, were fast becoming culturally extinct. They'd probably stay that way unless Apple invented the iPiano, which fit inside your pocket and could be mastered via text message. With the iPiano, anyone can be an iMozart! Then, you could compose your own iRequiem for your own iFuneral attended by millions of your iFriends who iLoved you.
- Night Film
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