Editor's note: This article was originally titled “We Can't All Just Get Along” in the print version of the magazine. The title was then changed, without the author's knowledge or approval, to “It's Okay to Hate Republicans.” The author rejects the online title as not representative of the piece or its main points. Her preferred title has been restored. We have also removed from the “Comments” section all threats to the author's life and personal safety.
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS GLOBAL VIRTUAL SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, WHATEVER, ONLINE REALITY, HAS FAILED. FAILED! IT HAS FUCKING FAILED. THAT IS THE PROOF RIGHT THERE. 'IF YOU WILLINGLY CALL SOMEONE A NARCISSISTIC DIPSHIT IN A PUBLIC ARGUMENT, YOU DON'T GET TO COMMENT.' THERE. WAS THAT SO FUCKING HARD? NO, NO IT WAS NOT.
JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST.
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