When we went to our sketch grocery store in our sketch part of town last night, the ENTIRE stock of extra virgin olive oil, every brand, had been cleaned out. Empty space to the back of the display shelf. No other kind of olive oil was gone, or even that depleted (not even the artisanal kind with shit floating in it, which always reminds me of specimen jars). Just the extra virgin.
ETA: how many fucking kinds of fake gourmet pepper do you need, anyway
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