Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Snowpiercer (2013)


the fuck did I just watch even

what? What

It's all kind of a big whirring bloody blur but according to T I said things like:

"This movie is weird."

"Okay, this is very very weird."

"This movie is tripping balls."

Uh. It was very well-done and very pretty! Even the balletic sequences with slow-mo and masked dudes with axes and blood drops flying around? But I don't think I'll ever see it again. And the end was like the end of Matrix Reloaded all over again. WHY, DIRECTORS, WHY. Why do you have a Godlike Figure Explaining It All in the final fifteen minutes? Gahhh.

Resident Scientist in the House says: "If a hundred people didn't survive they're going to have a mutational meltdown in a couple of generations due to Muller's ratchet anyway." WELL THAT'S NICE DEAR