620 words in a word war with a friend, 1293 words so far today. The neighbours are having a party! The fat black cat is whining. The husband is turning the air blue over a recalcitrant panorama photograph app. I DON'T CARE I SHALL TYPE ON.
IT'S STILL NOT OVER! THEY'RE STILL ALL JUST SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE JAWING AT EACH OTHER. GAHHHHHH.
THE STORY WILL NEVER END
AND NOBODY WILL PROBABLY EVER READ IT, EITHER (which is no doubt a good thing)
descensus Averno facilis est