You have been sober for:
Years: 13
Days: 4,748
Hours: 113,964
Minutes: 6,837,863
Seconds: 410, 271, 850
One day at a time since April 1st, 2002. And my gratitude list always starts out "1. Grateful to be here, 2. Grateful to be sober," because true fucking story.
(I think I might get a medal -- the last one I have is for five years, I think? and by then I wasn't collecting them as much, altho I think I wanted one again on the 10th anniversary -- because 13 is one of my lucky numbers, the way I like black cats, heh.)
descensus Averno facilis est