As we were coming back from the grocery store, we passed one of the local Big Gay Bars on the way home. I overheard the female bouncer asking a bunch of guys with bristle cuts and very good posture (looking pretty fit in T-shirts too), "Are you guys military?" They said yes. She said, "If you show your military ID card at the bar, you get a discount, just so you know."
That made me very, very happy.