He wants to become an actor. And he wants to accomplish this by getting his Equity card at the Alley Theatre in Houston, Texas. He wants to go there because they are doing Chekhov's play The Sea Gull that season and he feels he's perfect for the role of Konstantin Gavrilovich, the young writer. He's sure that he's right for it, because he's very sensitive like Konstantin. And he has a relationship to his mother not unlike Konstantin has to his mother. Also, he likes the fact that Konstantin gets to shoot himself in the head at the end of every performance and then come back the following night to play himself again.
- Spalding Gray
descensus Averno facilis est