AND NEARLY ALL OF THEM SUCK
BAH
(I had written up this ENORMOUS finish to a story I've been working on for....over a month? nothing big, a dumb short thing, but the last bit was like almost twice as long as the rest of it, and I was typing it all in a comment box without saving it, and, yeah yeah you can see what's coming, THE BROWSER CRASHED AND I LOST IT ALL. So this is rewriting from memory and patchy notes. sigh.)
It's.... //pastes it all into Wordcounter About 5K so far? Hunh.
(And the last time I finished a story was....June 2013! GO ME. If I were writing War and Peace it would take three fucking lifetimes.)
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