from my Tumblr about a year ago:
SUPERINTELLIGENT AI: You humans appear to be destroying the planet.
HUMANS: But but we need cars and planes! Lots of cars and planes!
SUPERINTELLIGENT AI: But this will result in not just your deaths but the deaths of uncounted species and ecosystems.
HUMANS: Have you seen cars? Or planes? They’re really neat.
SUPERINTELLIGENT AI: //zaps humanity //tries to choose between raccoons and octopuses
descensus Averno facilis est