Latest childish and utterly cringe-worthy internet slang: "selfies." Use this if you want to remove any doubt you're a simpering idiot.
- Caitlin Kiernan
You know, the arts are supposed to ideally make people like life better than they had before. Somebody once asked me if I’d ever seen that happen, and I said, “Yes, the Beatles did that.” They did. It’s no god-damn joke.
- Kurt Vonnegut
The Philadelphia Story is very likely the best of Shakespeare's comedies that Shakespeare didn't write.
- Caitlin Kiernan
I've always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the skull well swept, all the little monsters closed up in a steamer trunk at the foot of the bed.
- David Benioff
descensus Averno facilis est