Thursday, July 24, 2014

posted earlier elsewhere, but it still cracks me up


    OUR HEROINE: I found a picture of Somserset Maugham sunbathing nude!

    SPOUSAL OVERUNIT: ....I'm sorry?

    OUR HEROINE: I said, I found a picture of Somserset Maugham sunbathing nude!

    SPOUSAL OVERUNIT: ....Ah, good?

    OUR HEROINE: Wanna see it?

    SPOUSAL OVERUNIT: No, that's all right, thanks.

    OUR HEROINE: You're so tactful.

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