Friday, December 6, 2013

why I hate web 2.0, right fucking there

OUR HEROINE: I read the post you wrote about that documentary we watched last night, and really liked it!

SPOUSAL OVERUNIT: Aww, thanks....only one person shared it and two people liked it, though [this includes me, his wife of 20+ years] so I guess it wasn't as good as I hoped.

OUR HEROINE: AUUUGH.


This is also why I left Tumblr. I hate the way everything is insta-graded by likes or shares or plusses in the moment and then everyone moves on to the Next New New Thing which is Jennifer Lawrence's cat with a bacon pancake a la Hannibal's food stylist on its head, or something. Cannot even stand it. Drives me nucking futs.